Friday, January 15, 2010

Quit smoking

Two friends telling other firend : yaar smoking chodna bahot aasan hai, hum kai baar chod chuke hai
See Comments : to know how to Quit drinking

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Just for Name sake

If a girl keeps pushing her fat father what is her name ?
What is her fathers name ?
See comments for answers :

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Ise kuch khane ko do

Bhikari:kuch khane ko do baba!
Admi:TAMATAR KHAO!
B:Roti do baba!
A:TAMATAR KHAO!
B:Tamatar hi khilado!
Admi ki wife:Ye Totle hai, keh rahe hai KAMAKAR KHAO!!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Santa Banta Joke

Banta : " meri dictionary main IMPOSSIBLE aisa word hi nahi hai"
Santa : Ab rone se kya fayda jab liya tab kyu nahi dekaha

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

How to Borrow money in most profitable way

Borrow money from a pessimist anyways he doesn't expect it back.

Oldest animal on eart

Which is the oldest animal on earth ?
Zebra why ?

He is Black & white yaar